Maria Elizabeth

As bad as it sounds, I really don’t know what to say about my mother’s parents… Like I just don’t feel like they are my grandparents and the only grandparents I had are already in Heaven. Is that bad?

That annoying moment when someone texts you saying call me and you call them a minute later and they don’t answer. Like whaduhfuh.

erinchu:

watsonsjumperanddeansjacket:

lumos5000:

iwantedtobemishabutitstoomuch:

cumberbatchcumberbum:

bellah-doesnt-know:

lovelynobody00:

The Marauders BBC Series

DEAD. SO DEAD.

I asked my roommate “are you a harry potter fan?” 

she goes “yeah”

so i told her about this new show all excited and shes like “that’s cool”

and im like NO

ITS MORE THAN THAT

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND

NO YOU DONT

dies cause marauders and happy and yes

IS THIS FUCKING REAL!!! CAUSE IF IT IS I WILL SO DIE!!

Wait. WHAT

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!

(Source: julvett, via finlandexpress)

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

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cacchieressa:

Really, guys? I’m back for ten minutes and we’re already fighting space aliens?

#steve just spends this entire movie unimpressed with EVERYTHING

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sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

(via ill-nevergiveuponyou)

markgatiss:

the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

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but-i-ship-it-so-hard:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist

the future is now

(via ill-nevergiveuponyou)

broke-bitch:

revantjouretnuit:

galactci:

people who are rude to cashiers or waiters or any customer service people are my least favourite people because all day these people run around doing things for everyone else and keep a smile on their faces despite dealing with jackasses and if you’re having a shitty day then don’t take it out on those who assist people for a living and deal with assholes on the daily and are still nice about it

T H A N K  Y O U

THIS

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