June 2013
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
find the hay in the needlestack tho
Big Magnet.
if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away
i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist
the future is now
people who are rude to cashiers or waiters or any customer service people are my least favourite people because all day these people run around doing things for everyone else and keep a smile on their faces despite dealing with jackasses and if you’re having a shitty day then don’t take it out on those who assist people for a living and deal with assholes on the daily and are still nice about it
T H A N K Y O U
THIS
This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.
I always thought this scene was adorable
Wow thanks guy
Right in the childhood.
i never made that connection
Oh my god. That’s why it’s so important to her. Oh my god
this is tragic.
Oh…
STOPIT you just ruined my favorite scene of the whole movie.
- someone online: *calls me cute*
- me: *surprised*
- me: *wiggles awkwardly*
- me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
- me: *scrunches into down comforter*
- me: *blushes for ten minutes*
- me: *peeks out*
- me: no u
when people act like tumblr is a small website with a niche market
to put this into perspective
The Netherlands only have 17 million people…
people on the internet are so great….we all just seem to click




















